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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart


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