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Crisis Counseling

Stress management jumps overboard

Crisis Counseling thanks to Wayne Nowazek

There is Hope if you can make the call

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow. - H G Wells

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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