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Crisis Counseling

Stress management jumps overboard

Crisis Counseling thanks to Wayne Nowazek

There is Hope if you can make the call

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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