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Crisis Counseling

Stress management jumps overboard

Crisis Counseling thanks to Wayne Nowazek

There is Hope if you can make the call

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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow. - H G Wells

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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