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I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity. - Samuel Johnson

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi


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