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Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

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