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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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