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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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