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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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