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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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