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Many hands make light work. - Unknown

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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