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Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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