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Childproof House

Find out where the Kids got in

Childproof House thanks to Mike King

What's a family without Kids?

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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami


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