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Child Support

Taking a stand for child maintenance

Child Support thanks to Barry McCartney

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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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