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A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen


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