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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers


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