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Car for Saudi Women

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Car for Saudi Women thanks to Dave Loewen

Covering up for protection on the road

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Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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