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Canadian Alphabet

Language 101 for new visitors to Canada

Canadian Alphabet thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

But what has it got in its pocketses, eh? Not string, precious, but not nothing. - Gollum

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton


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