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Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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True genius lies in simplicity. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

There's a genius in all of us. - Albert Einstein

Necessity is often the spur to genius. - Honoré de Balzac

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

I have nothing to declare except my genius. - Oscar Wilde

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

A genius can do readily what nobody else can do at all. - Herbert Spencer

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

There was never a great genius without a tincture of madness. - Aristotle

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple. - C.W. Ceram

Evil always turns up in this world through some genius or other. - Denis Diderot

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see and hits it. - Unknown

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

What is the good of being a genius if you cannot use it as an excuse for being unemployed? - Gerald Barzan

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy. - Unknown

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

The greatest genius will never be worth much if he pretends to draw exclusively from his own resources. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown


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