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Cameleon

When a chameleon doesn't blend well into the surroundings

Cameleon thanks to Mel Hardman

Camel camouflage for Arab artists

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All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

A camel is a racehorse built by committee. - Unknown

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

The desert shall rejoice, and blossom as the rose. - Isaiah 35:1

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

What makes the desert beautiful is that somewhere it hides a well. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir


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