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Bulge That All Women Love

Attractive lure starts off budding romance

Bulge That All Women Love thanks to Keith Blake

Some relationships begin in the pocketbook

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Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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