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Bulge That All Women Love

Attractive lure starts off budding romance

Bulge That All Women Love thanks to Keith Blake

Some relationships begin in the pocketbook

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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Admiration, like love, wears out. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding


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