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Bulge That All Women Love

Attractive lure starts off budding romance

Bulge That All Women Love thanks to Keith Blake

Some relationships begin in the pocketbook

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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson


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