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Bulge That All Women Love

Attractive lure starts off budding romance

Bulge That All Women Love thanks to Keith Blake

Some relationships begin in the pocketbook

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Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz


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