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Bulge That All Women Love

Attractive lure starts off budding romance

Bulge That All Women Love thanks to Keith Blake

Some relationships begin in the pocketbook

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Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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