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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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