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Blake Lively

Celebrity actress re-tires her name

Blake Lively thanks to Keith Blake

It's all in the name

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Is "tired old cliche" one? - Steven Wright

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. - Steven Wright

I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am. - Paula Abdul

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively. - Mel Brooks

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

It's like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired - you quit when the gorilla is tired. - Robert Strauss

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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