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Black Bra Sales

Chinese fashion in Jewish clothing - Large demand for large bras

Black Bra Sales thanks to Ed Brantly, Prince George, Virginia

A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38.

Black Bra Sales thanks to Ed Brantly, Prince George, Virginia

The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them. The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.

He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.

The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.

The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”

The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!

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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

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Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

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Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

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Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

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You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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