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Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

A wise old owl sat on an oak.
The more he saw the less he spoke.
The less he spoke the more he heard.
Why aren't we like that wise old bird? - Proverb

Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power... it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits. - Justus von Liebig

To cut the federal budget without cutting entitlements is like giving up chocolate-chip cookies and then deciding it's OK to eat the ones that don't have any nuts. - Timothy Noah

Valentine's Day is when stores and restaurants get rich, men get lucky, and women fill their pretty faces with chocolate and put up with their man for six seconds at the end of the night. - Unknown


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