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Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries. - Stephen King

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

You have everything you need to build something far bigger than yourself. - Seth Godin

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

I think the only way I could make something fun and big is if I don't expect it to be. - Markus Persson

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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