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Measuring up for the Indian Army

Best Chest Forward thanks to Barry McCartney

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Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Measure a thousand times and cut once. - Turkish Proverb

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

The measure of a man is what he does with power. - Pittacus

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Measure a man by the opposition it takes to discourage him. - Unknown

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Measure yourself by what you have accomplished with your ability. - John Wooden

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Don't measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should have accomplished with your ability. - John Wooden

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar


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