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I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

The brain is not a bag of traits. It's startlingly complex. There are few or no single genes with a consistent effect on the mind. - Steven Pinker

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


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