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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Gotta Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it. - Will Smith

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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