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Basketball Cake

NCAA March Madness is a piece of cake!

Basketball Cake thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Could be a golf cake - it's got a hole in one

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player. - John Wooden

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard


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