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Bare Bones Love

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Bare Bones Love thanks to Wayne Nowazek

X-ray proof of a well-scanned relationship

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In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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