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Bare Bones Love

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I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

The best portion of a good man's life;
His little nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern


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