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Bare Bones Love

Gamma ray dating attracts well developed couple

Bare Bones Love thanks to Wayne Nowazek

X-ray proof of a well-scanned relationship

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All you need is love. - John Lennon

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. - Robin Williams

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz


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