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Bacon Turkey

Turkey Dinner a la Redneck at Bubba's place

Bacon Turkey thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When turkey is hard to find

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Stamped inedibly on my heart. - Archie Bunker

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? - WC Fields

True giving happens when we give from our heart. - Muhammad Ali

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. - Blaise Pascal

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fanny Flagg

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

When all longings that are in the heart vanish, then a mortal becomes immortal. - Yajur Veda

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.


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