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Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you. - Groucho Marx

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. - Phyllis Diller

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

It is very difficult to give away kindness. It keeps coming back to you. - Unknown

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Those who slew my father I drove into exile... and defeated them in battle. - Augustus

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

My father used to say, "If you want to be different, do something different." - Wynton Marsalis

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

He's so generous, he'll go out, get two blowjobs, come back and give you one of them. - Milton Berle

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa


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