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No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO. - Archie Bunker

Forgive your enemies - if you can't get back at them any other way. - Franklin P. Jones

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master! - JRR Tolkien

It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can let yourself back. - Mick Jagger

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. - Al Michaels

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb


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