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Go back a little to leap further. - John Clarke

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

My father used to say, "If you want to be different, do something different." - Wynton Marsalis

You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I am here to put you back on schedule. - Darth Vader

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

As it is more blessed to give than receive, so it must be more blessed to receive than to give back. - Robert Frost

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

I'll sail to Ka-Troo. And bring back an It-Kutch a Preep and a Proo. A Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too. - Theodor Seuss Geisel

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

It's impossible to give without having it come back to you. And it's impossible to keep what you won't give away. - Unknown

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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