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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Your mind will give back to you exactly what you put into it. - James Joyce

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

To be able to look back upon one's life in satisfaction, is to live twice. - Kahlil Gibran

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that. - Norman Vincent Peale

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. - Maria Robinson

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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