#1 humor site on the 'net

Antelope Web

Multitasking in the animal kingdom

Antelope Web thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Brilliant spider

QuotaBills
Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practice to deceive! - Walter Scott

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

There is no black magic to successfully attracting customers via the Web. - Rand Fishkin

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Authenticity, honesty, and personal voice underlie much of what's successful on the Web. - Rich Lenall

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

In a way, the Web is like your Hollywood agent: it speaks for you whenever you're not around to comment. - Julien Smith

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


Wedding Dress For Sale

Items Of Value

Redneck Fence

Snake Wrap Dress

Lakescape

Hippo Racing

Hurricane Irene

Luxury Bungalows

Day At The Beach

Something Fishy

Eavestrough Cat

Bomb Squad Notice

Church Sign Messages

Aussie Car Alarm

Haircut For Staff Meetings

Benched Puppies

Redneck Spatula

If Men Did Housework

Bag Hang-Up

Tired Truck

Looking Small

Extreme Skateboarding

Blues Brothers Pancakes

Lean Two Transportation