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Ant Strength

Holding on for all you've got

Ant Strength thanks to Jim Serritella

Lifting exercises - one stone at a time

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers


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