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Holding on for all you've got

Ant Strength thanks to Jim Serritella

Lifting exercises - one stone at a time

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Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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