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Amazing Paths

Walks through paradise valleys

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Aphorism

And in today already walks tomorrow. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

The cast is amazing. It's very international. - Donald Trump

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit. - John Wooden

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

It's amazing how a little tomorrow can make up for a whole lot of yesterday. - John Guare

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, who is unafraid of failure, will succeed. - Gordon Parks

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Everybody walks past a thousand story ideas every day. The good writers are the ones who see five or six of them. Most people don't see any. - Orson S. Card


Bach Flip

Alien Smuggling

The Three Stooges In And Out Of Character

Teamwork

Sorry

Dunking Straw

Vatican Chess

Boot Camp

Hold On, Let Me Catch The Ball

Big Hands Baby

Fire Truck Sinkhole

Cyclist Mailbox

Tearable Puns

Penmanship

Tree Removal

I Sea Drums

Statue of Libertea

Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner Burrito

Cow Photobomb

Commas Save Lives

Never Give Up

Girl Sitting or Boy Hugging?

The Domino's Effect

Outdoor Pool