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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

Remember that the happiest people are not those getting more, but those giving more. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. - William Arthur Ward

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - the Joe-kster

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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