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Alt-Ctrl-Del Pillows

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Alt-Ctrl-Del Pillows thanks to Adilson DeCarvalho Jr.

Taking Control of your living room

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There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Lord, give me chastity and self-control, but not just yet. - St. Augustine

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. - Paulo Coelho

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown


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