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Advantage of an Extra Long Straw

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Advantage of an Extra Long Straw thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Putting the last straw forward

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A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

That's the thing that broke the straw. - Archie Bunker

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. - Henry David Thoreau

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has suspicions. - Wilson Miznor

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. - George S Patton

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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