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Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

Humor is a painful thing told playfully. - Charles W Jarvis

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith


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