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A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Life in 2017: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - the Joe-kster

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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