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Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

Buy one of them battery transvester radios. - Archie Bunker

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. - Larry Gelbart

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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