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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. - Dale Carnegie

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding. - John Glover

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. - Mark Twain

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself. - Henry Winkler

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

I've learned that people will seldom let you down if they understand that your destiny is in their hands, and vice versa. - Harvey Mackay

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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