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Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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