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A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog

What does a dog do when it goes blind?

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

Lilly is a Great Dane that has been blind since a medical condition required that she have both eyes removed.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

For the last 5 years, Madison, another Great Dane, has been her sight.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

The two are inseparable.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Old friends are best. - John Selden

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why. - Ernest Renan

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan

We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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