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A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog

What does a dog do when it goes blind?

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

Lilly is a Great Dane that has been blind since a medical condition required that she have both eyes removed.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

For the last 5 years, Madison, another Great Dane, has been her sight.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

The two are inseparable.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

A friend in need is a friend to dodge. - Unknown

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Blind don't mean you can't, you know, listen. - Stevie Wonder

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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