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4 Men, 1 Face

When four minds are better than one

4 Men, 1 Face thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Making a four-gone conclusion

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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


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