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Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

In our leisure we reveal what kind of people we are. - Ovid

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields


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