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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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