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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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