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Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

One life - a little gleam of time between two eternities. - Thomas Carlyle

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. - Will Rogers

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. - Bette Midler

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity. - Edwin H. Chapin

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time. - Anthony d'Angelo

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

Spending time being can be just as, if not more, fulfilling as spending time doing. - Faydra D. Fields

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Unless you devote an enormous amount of time to anticipating the future, you won't have any future. - Ron Chernow

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama


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