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Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou

Genuine 100% chromonometer (a watch) - Archie Bunker

Now I'm gonna synchrosize the watch. - Archie Bunker

I'm sympathising my watch with yours. - Archie Bunker

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

If I had more time, I would write a shorter letter. - Blaise Pascal

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

If you need something done ask a busy man, no one else will have time to do it. - Unknown

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time. - Leonard Bernstein

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. - Dale Carnegie

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant


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