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Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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