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Very Hot Air Balloon

When too much gas can be exhausting

Very Hot Air Balloon thanks to Jerry VanHorne

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Volcanoes erupting hot guava - Archie Bunker

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

We're gonna strike before the Ivan gets hot. - Archie Bunker

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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