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Very Hot Air Balloon

When too much gas can be exhausting

Very Hot Air Balloon thanks to Jerry VanHorne

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

We're gonna strike before the Ivan gets hot. - Archie Bunker

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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