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Tunnel Face

Welcome greeting to the tunnel of no return

Tunnel Face thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Warning: what goes in might not come out

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Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards


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