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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

The deeper the sorrow, the less tongue it has. - Talmud

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue. - Garibaldi

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. - Flannery O'Connor

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'. - John Greenleaf Whittier

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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