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Tongue Shoes

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Tongue Shoes thanks to Karen Moore

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One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

The deeper the sorrow, the less tongue it has. - Talmud

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'. - John Greenleaf Whittier

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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