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This Is My Road

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This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

Road rage in Africa: who owns the roads?

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

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When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold


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