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I'm Irish. We think sideways. - Spike Milligan

Never be too big to look up to someone. - Unknown

They can do all because they think they can. - Virgil

Brain: An apparatus with which we think we think. - Ambrose Bierce

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Big changes in our lives are more or less a second chance. - Harrison Ford

I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy

Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. - Niels Bohr

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

It isn't what we say or think that defines us, but what we do. - Jane Austen

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

The best ideas come as joe-ks. Make your thinking as funny as possibell. - Joe-kster

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Discovery consists of seeing what everyone has seen and thinking what nobody has thought. - Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them. - Albert Einstein

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. - William James

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

The past haunts the present in more ways than we think. It certainly scares the living daylights out of me. - Cressida Cowell

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

Do you think that every time someone has acupuncture there's a voodoo doll out there having a really bad day? - Caryn Leschen

Never gonna go a day without you
Fills me up just thinking about you
I'll never go a day without my mama - Boyz II Men

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The most important things to say are those which often I did not think necessary for me to say - because they were too obvious. - Andre Gide

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman


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