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Who do you think I bunk (bumped) into? - Archie Bunker

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. - Henri Louis Bergson

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

It's dogged as does it. It ain't thinking about it. - Anthony Trollope

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Whatever you think you are, you are always bigger than that. - Gino Norris

I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy

The less people speak of their greatness, the more we think of it. - Lord Bacon

The trouble with specialists is that they tend to think in grooves. - Elaine Morgan

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

He should be on the show. I think he'd do very well if he were on the show. - Donald Trump

And if you think that anybody is going to frighten me, you don't know me yet. - Billy Sunday

I never came upon any of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking. - Albert Einstein

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Discovery consists of seeing what everyone has seen and thinking what nobody has thought. - Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

To think is easy. To act is difficult. To act as one thinks is the most difficult of all. - Johann von Goethe

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

I think there were times when I was so afraid of losing you that I forgot I even had you at all. - Ashly Lorenzana

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got. - Sophia Loren

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast. - Steven Wright

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

I am really honored frankly to have played such a big role in hopefully, hopefully, getting rid of this issue. - Donald Trump

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

You think so logically... like a hawk soaring - I feel so chaotically... like a kite without a tail plummeting to earth. - John Geddes

When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking and writing. - Isaac B Singer

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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