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Think Globally, Act Locally - Rene Dubos

I think I can wipe out diabetes. - Robert Atkins

We become what we think about all day long. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am happy and content because I think I am. - Alain-René Lesage

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

You can only be afraid of what you think you know. - Jiddu Krishnamurti

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do. - Benjamin Spock

It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge. - Unknown

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

If you want people to think you are wise, agree with them. - Yiddish Proverb

I don't think anyone has been slandered more than the Jews. - Fidel Castro

You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips? - Archie Bunker

As he thinks, so he is; as he continues to think, so he remains. - James Allen

I always have a quotation for everything - it saves original thinking. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Sergio Leone was a big influence on me because of the spaghetti westerns. - Quentin Tarantino

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I never came upon any of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking. - Albert Einstein

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

It's not who you are that holds you back, It's who you think you're not. - Denis Waitley

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

I've always believed that you can think positive just as well as you can think negative. - James A. Baldwin

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

The world is more malleable than you think and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape. - Bono

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

That's the kind of thing people always thinking. They always got to see some sort of scary thing in everything. - S.D. Crockett

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger. - Dan Rather

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius


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