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Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

Think Globally, Act Locally - Rene Dubos

To find yourself, think for yourself. - Unknown

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

You must do the things you think you cannot do. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

Defensively, I think it's important for us to tackle. - Karl Mecklenburg

My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field. - Carol Vorderman

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. - Mark Twain

I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones

No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical. - Niels Bohr

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

Do you think that suppository is gonna be safe from me there, Edith? - Archie Bunker

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will. - Zig Ziglar

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it. - Adolf Hitler

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favour. - Robert Frost

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

Discovery consists of seeing what everyone has seen and thinking what nobody has thought. - Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

Refuse to criticize, condemn, or complain. Instead, think and talk only about the things you really want. - Brian Tracy

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

Never gonna go a day without you
Fills me up just thinking about you
I'll never go a day without my mama - Boyz II Men

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. - Billy Connolly

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

The task is not so much to see what no one has yet seen; but to think what nobody has yet thought about that which everybody sees. - Erwin Schrodinger

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson


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