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Leadership 'tips'

Take My Advice thanks to Keith Blake

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Don't give advice unless you're asked. - Amy Alcott

Generosity gives assistance, rather than advice. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Management is nothing more than motivating people. - Lee Iacocca

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

Sometimes the wrong choices lead us to the right places. - Unknown

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings

There are many kinds of joy, but they all lead to one: the joy to be loved. - Michael Ende

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least. - Philip Dormer Stanhope (Earl of Chesterfield)

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Push yourself again and again. Don't give an inch until the final buzzer sounds. - Larry Bird

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it. - Jack Nicholson

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of which we are capable. - Leo Rosten

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder


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