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Take My Advice

Leadership 'tips'

Take My Advice thanks to Keith Blake

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Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. - Aesop

Generosity gives assistance, rather than advice. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself. - Rita Mae Brown

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. - Unknown

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Tough decisions... if you can't make them, you can't lead. - John C Maxwell

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. - Charles Bukowski

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings

There are many kinds of joy, but they all lead to one: the joy to be loved. - Michael Ende

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least. - Philip Dormer Stanhope (Earl of Chesterfield)

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Push yourself again and again. Don't give an inch until the final buzzer sounds. - Larry Bird

The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself. - Oscar Wilde

Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it. - Agatha Christie

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves. - Carl Jung

Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it. - Jack Nicholson

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of which we are capable. - Leo Rosten

"Quit now, you'll never make it." If you disregard this advice, you'll be halfway there. - David Zucker

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

It is not enough to take steps which may some day lead to a goal; each step must be itself a goal and a step likewise. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


Self Portrait for Squirrels

Coin Stacking

Hooking Penalty

Zebra Bus Stop

Best Friend Theft

Chewie, We're Home

Police Rides

Bird Smoker

Hot Mexican Deals

Coffin Escape

African Airlines

Who Let The Dogs Out?

Autographed Copy

Fresh Air Computing

Porpoise Pilots

Sorry Employees

Sidecar

Middle East Play House

Cadillac Clearance

Don't Believe Everything You Read

Bee Prepared

Stolen Car

Paper Face

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