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Tail Support

Grooming on the Serengeti Plains

Tail Support thanks to Keith Blake

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. - George Orwell

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession. - Mark Twain

Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me. - James Dean

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


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