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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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