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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

It's OK if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

One person with a belief is equal to a force of ninety-nine who have only interests. - John Stuart Mill

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. - Dorothy Parker

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

We have reason on our side and, therefore, force, though so far we have used force with moderation. - Miguel Primo de Rivera

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader. - Darth Sidious

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary - it's an act of infinite optimism. - Gilda Radner

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

There is always room for a man of force and he makes room for many. Society is a troop of thinkers and the best heads among them take the best places. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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