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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

May the Force be with you. - George Lucas

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. - Mark Twain

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Reason is a harmonising, controlling force rather than a creative one. - Bertrand Russell

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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