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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

suJoku.com - suDoku by Joe Defries, 3-time Guinness World Record Holder - Joe Defries

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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